captainfatcock:

My Comic About The Dude With Two Dicks Where His Titys Should Be

i hope that you are still alive!

ALWAYS

You are my fucking favorite blog ever

thank

HEY GUYS WHAT’S UP

(Source: pleatedjeans, via tacoface)

I NEED TO FART

I NEED TO FART

omg your blog. This is hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

I HEAR Y’ALL LIKE TURTLES

I HEAR Y’ALL LIKE TURTLES

seriously you have NO lifee like seriously a blog about a fucking turtle gif??WHO DA FUCKK WILL FOLLOW THIS BLOG?!?! lolololol

SUP GUYS

SUP GUYS

BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE POSTED ON HERE

BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE POSTED ON HERE

kelephanty:

so here’s the deal 
I think you’re freackin adorable.
But I’m pretty shy, 
my self esteem tends to get the best of me. 
could you talk to me some more, cause I promise I’ll talk back.
&& whenever you’re in radius this tends to happen ^^^
I hopemaybesortof you think I’m cute too (:

lol, who are you

kelephanty:

so here’s the deal 

I think you’re freackin adorable.

But I’m pretty shy, 

my self esteem tends to get the best of me. 

could you talk to me some more, cause I promise I’ll talk back.

&& whenever you’re in radius this tends to happen ^^^

I hopemaybesortof you think I’m cute too (:

lol, who are you

(via neuroticallyprecious)

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY